The X Factor is faced with controversy and cries of THIS IS A FIX even more than we at heatworld write about peen.
And that's a hell of a lot.
The latest of these concerns Ryan Lawrie (the one who was ALLEGEDLY porking on the stairs of the contestant house).
Poor old Ryan had some terrible luck when it came to winning over the public initially but, after a massive Twitter rant about how annoyed he was he wasn't getting through, he sailed through the Results Show last night.
WOOO.
But of course these things can never have a happy ending, as the show just looooooves controversy.
It loves controversy almost as much as we love the aforementioned peen.
Viewers noted on Saturday night that Ryan's vocals could be heard loud and clear during his performance of The Beatles' Twist and Shout, despite the fact he was holding the microphone far away from his mouth at the time.
One Twitter user said: "Thought Ryan was pretty good until he slipped up and showed us he was blatantly miming," and another: "Come on, Ryan wasn’t even singing live, you could see he was miming towards the end."
But an X Factor spokeswoman told The Sun: "All contestants sing live and no one mimes. Ryan’s mic was live throughout his performance."
Risking letting an inexperienced singer attempt to lip sync live to the whole nation sounds a bit risky, in our humble opinion.
In other weird X Factor news, did you see Honey G have the world's biggest mare during the Results Show last night?
She dealt with making it through to next week's show like we all would – dropping to the floor and attempting to slide across the stage in glee.
The only problem was she was wearing leather trousers.
We at heat aren't experts, but we're pretty sure leather trousers weren't made for sliding. And this is something Honey G learned the hard way, as she basically fell on the floor.
Plz just watch.
CRY-ING.
Look how concerned Sharon Osbourne looks.
Like an absolute trooper, though, she got up again and continued the celebration.
We love her.