It is just us, or has this year's series of The X Factor been more porky than your average pork pie?
There was the news that Emily Middlemas and Ryan Lawrie had (ALLEGEDLY) been porking on the stairs, then came the suggestion that Sam Lavery had been porking 5 After Midnight's Nathan Lewis in a cupboard.
And someone from 5 After Midnight was apparently porking someone from Brooks Way (remember Brooks Way?).
We told you. It's a porkathon.
ANYWAY, we bloody love an X Factor love story (as you can probably tell), so we were seriously fascinated when Matt Edmondson told us that Gifty Louise FANCIES MATT TERRY.
Don't we all, amirite?
He told us: "I know that Gifty really fancied Matt Terry in a big way before she was voted off. Matt Terry gets so much attention. Everyone flirts with him. He has a bit of a Harry Styles quality about him and he's the kind of guy you want to take home to your mum."
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We feel ya, Matt.
If you aren't sure who Matt Terry is (which you really should be, BTW), he's that one who's Louis Tomlinson's 100% twin from the same womb*.
And the two proved just how twinny they are last week when Matt posted a selfie of them. We were shocked.
Perhaps they took it at a family gathering? Because they definitely 100% have exactly the same family because they are actual twins.**
LOOK AT IT.
THEIR HAIR!!!!
And his followers were just as dumbfounded as we are.
One wrote: "Omg double action," another: "U look like identical twins!" and our personal favourite: "A FATHER AND SON."
What a wonderful moment for all involved.
*Not actually his twin
**NOT HIS TWIN! DON'T SUE US!
FIND OUT MORE ABOUT WHAT MATT HAD TO SAY ABOUT HONEY G, RYLAN CLARKE-NEAL AND MORE IN THIS WEEK'S HEAT MAG – OUT NOW.