Who is the sexiest man in catering? Anyone who said Paul Hollywood must go straight to the back of the class and have a good think about what they've done.
The answer, of course, is First Dates' maître d’ Fred Sirieix of the luxuriant beard and accent that whips up a soufflé in our pants.
And now *First Dates *is birthing a spin-off show, First Dates Hotel, and it has rooms should the couples wish to indulge in an after dinner… coffee. Or bone.
We imagine it to be a bit like Hollyoaks: After Hours but it's been described as a mixture of First Dates and Love Island.
Love Island being the show with the most sex of any programme we have ever seen ever. And we've watched every single episode of Geordie Shore and The Valleys (#gonetoosoon).
But will the maybe slightly classier clientele of First Dates (other than that drunk woman – who is still our bae) get down and dirty?
"Did people make love? They may well have done. I am not going to tell you until the show comes out!" teased Fred, the big tease.
But he did go onto explain that the purpose of the First Dates Hotel is not for couples to make le beast with two backs but for them to get to know each other better.
"Our vision is to put people up and help them find love. That’s all we want to do…
"So they meet on the terrace, they have a meal, then they can have breakfast the next day and have more opportunities to meet and get to know each other," he told The Sun.
Oooh la la.
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