As sure as eggs is eggs, the sun rises in the east, and Father Christmas won't bring us a pony this year (due to the amount of peen on heat), a Geordie Shore star will be signed up for Ex On the Beach.
So far we’ve had Gary Beadle and Vicky Pattison (twice), Charlotte Crosby, Scotty T and Ricci Guarnaccio.
And now it's Aaron Chalmers' turn, apparently.
The very heavily tattooed one is said to have signed up for a go on the most tumultuous beach outside of Celebrity Island With Bear Grylls.
"Aaron will be a great addition to the show – he’s always on the lookout for a good looking lass," a source told The Sun, in what absolutely sounds like a genuine thing a person would say (lass? REALLY?).
"He also loves a bit of an argument as he and Marnie had countless rows when they were an on-off couple on Geordie Shore."
Ah yes, Marnie Simpson.
It's obviously hoped that Marnie would make an appearance as Aaron's ex, although we'd point out that Holly Hagan could also fulfil that role as we have not forgotten that they did the dirty together.
But those ladies would have to be single for that to happen.
Marnie has tweeted and deleted a mysterious messagethat may be about her and Lewis Bloor splitting up but, as we believe in love, we are choosing to think it was about something else.
OMG STOP EVERYTHING. What if Marnie was single and Ricky Rayment came on as well. Can you even imagine it?
Excuse us, we just need to go for a little lie down.
We contacted MTV who chose not to comment.
*Ex On The Beach: All Stars continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *
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