Uh-oh.
New boy Marty McKenna has only just walked into the Geordie Shore house and he's already caused an almighty bust-up between the boys.
Marty man, what are you playing at?
The scenes unfold when Marty decides to graft Chantelle Connelly, despite him being, so far as we are aware, Chloe Ferry's on/off boyfriend.
Oh Chloe, love. She doesn't have much luck with picking men, does she?
Marty sits Chantelle down on the Geordie Shore sofa and tells her that she fancies him, which, as chat-up lines go, is a new one on us.
Chantelle, who has taken the one-liner queen position left vacant when Vicky Pattison departed, says, rather wonderfully:
"Marty reckons I fancy him. Wai-aye little boy, go and grow some pubes and you might be in with a chance."
And tells Marty: "I don’t fancy ya and me and Scott are getting on really well."
Despite him getting sucked off by Chloe, but whatever.
So Marty decides to employ the big guns, and tells Chantelle:
"He [Scotty] said to me if you don't shag him tonight, he’s going to f*ck you off tomorrow.
"So in my mind, all he’s after is a f*ck."
Which, of course, Chantelle has to tell Scotty and his best boy Gary Beadle.
"I can’t believe that little pea-head has grassed me up," Scotty says, admitting that it was something he said, the big dunderhead.
Scotty then throws a dribble of lager over Marty because Scotty is a big man.
So Marty goes for Scotty and falls over the settee, which is kinda HILAIRES.
Until Gary, dressed as a pink rabbit, pushes Marty over and everything stops being quite so funny.
What happens next is kind of confused but it looks as though both Scotty and Gary have a go at Marty and security rushes in to keep the warring lads apart.
What an entrance for Marty.
Want to watch the Geordie Shore sneak peek yourself? You can!
Now feast your eyes on the best of the cast's naked snaps.
Geordie Shore naked selfies
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Is it getting hot in here?
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?
Nathan Henry naked selfie
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets
Nathan Henry naked selfie
He's got buns of steel!
Nathan Henry naked selfie
We are almost speechless
Nathan Henry naked selfie
They look practically identical...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
Holly Hagan, all casual like
Holly Hagan naked selfie
and again...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
...and yet again
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Showing some side boob there...
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Squat-tastic
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Are you naked under those covers? We think so
James Tindale naked selfie
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders
James Tindale naked selfie
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!
James Tindale naked selfie
How ab-ulous
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
We miss our Geordie queen.
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Modest
Scotty T naked selfie
Scotty T and his rock solid abs
Scotty T naked selfie
Muscle man?
Scotty T naked selfie
There are no words
Marnie Simpson
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!
Scotty T
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian
*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *