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Geordie Shore: Marty McKenna and Scotty T's FIST FIGHT over Marnie Simpson

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Viewers of a sensitive disposition should look away now. There’s going to be an EPIC fight in tonight’s episode of Geordie Shore.

Scotty T and Marty McKenna are going to lock horns over (wait for it) Marnie Simpson.


Yep, Scotty T is back in the house (yay?) after the back injury he claims he got shagging saw him packing his kit and heading home in episode two.

But Aaron Chalmers is still away, and so Scotty of course sees that as an opportunity to leap in the Aaron shaped hole in Marnie’s heart / pants.

“I look over and I dunno if its my f*cking eyes but has Scott been spending a lot of time with Marnie these last couple of nights? Is he cracking on with her? I’m gonna go over there and see what the craic is because I am not happy with this,” Marty says.

And he is very right to be suspicious.

“Marty man, I’m single and Marnie’s single. As far as I’m concerned, that’s game on,” Scott opines.

Forgetting, rather, that Aaron is meant to be his pal and it’s not cool to crack on with the gal your pal is moon-eyed over.

“Scott doesn’t give a f*ck about lad code and I don’t trust him. Because Aaron’s not here, I’ve gotta keep an eye on him,” Marty reckons, before kicking right off at the turbo-dicked one (self-proclaimed).

We’ve got to hand it to him: the kid’s got balls.

Geordie Shore continues tonight at 10pm on MTV.


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