Picture the scene – you're a bit mortal, just back from a MENTAL night in the toon during which you met and hit it off with Gary Beadle (each to their own) in Bijoux.
He's brought you back to the Geordie Shore house, you've signed a consent form (yep, you have to do that), now you're back in the shag pad getting down and dirty and sampling a parsnip.
BUT WHAT'S THIS? Some random woman (possibly in a headset) comes bumbling in clutching a packet of Durex and screaming Gary's name.
This is a situation that upwards of THOUSANDS (maybe) could have found themselves in – as Gaz has revealed that producers of the show insist on watching them wrap up before bonking.
And if they don't they'll come and interrupt them mid-sex.
LOLOLOLOL.
AND THE PERSON'S JOB TITLE IS: PERSONAL DISEASES WOMAN.
According to Gaz.
DY – ING.
"There’s a personal diseases woman that comes in," Gary said.
"There’s a big bowl of condoms. If you do not put one on – and there are people watching you – they will come and knock on your door," he added to The Sun.
Just IMAGINE if that was your job.
In other Geordie-Shore-producers-acting-oddly news, Holly Hagan recently revealed that they purposely STARVE the cast in order to start fights.
Literally, wot?
While watching Ibiza Weekender (GREAT show, BTW), she tweeted: "Ibiza weekender when you know the producers have told Ellie to go in the girls room and chat to mug her off even more in the edit #ihatetv"
We absolutely, DO NOT approve of that hashtag, BTW.
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Someone replied: @HollyGShore you mean reality TV isn't real?! Shocking reveal. Talk about biting off the hand that feeds you! You've made ## from reality TV."
Holly then hit back with: "ATheBean93 I'm allowed to have empathy for a situation I've been in. It's not nice to watch. P.s they barely feed us once a day if we beg."
heatworld reached out to MTV, who preferred not to comment.
Geordie Shore returns TONIGHT at 10pm on MTV.
YAAAAAAAAY.
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