It’s not like Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan to thrust their perfect romance/perfect bodies/perfect honeymoon in anyone’s face at all.
NO, NEVER. Ahem.
They’re off on honeymoon right now after the fairytale wedding we’ll be waiting at least another six days to finally hear about in a certain other celebrity weekly (we don’t miss a trick, Marchelle).
We sound bitter, but really we just want to see Michelle looking like a Disney princess in her wedding dress. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Now, wherever they pair holidaying, it’s by the sea, though we’re guessing it’s not Cleethorpes. Could be Southend though. Well, it’s near to Carol Wright and co.
Mark wrote: “One of the boys just asked me if I wanted to go golf. My answer.... I'll stick with my view thanks..... Ladies and gents I give you #mrswright”.
Oh Mark, you’re such a joker! And such a renegade with ellipses!
Michelle’s got her lovely bum out, so we’re going to gawp over it a little bit longer until the feelings of envy and anger ebb away.
Only one more week to wait, guys. Unless a certain other celebrity weekly pushes their Marchelle wedding issue back, in which case we might explode with rage.
WE JUST WANT TO SEE THE DRESS.