Bleurgh. Excuse us, we’re just feeling a little queasy after looking at pictures of the inside of the new Big Brother house.
Channel 5 tell us that this year “the house has been transformed into a picture perfect British village featuring cottages and village shops.”
Sure.
So how does that explain THIS?
It quite literally looks like Pimms vomit thrown up in a car park. Which actually is quite British, we suppose.
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Can you even imagine having a hangover in this room though? It’s our strongly held belief that Channel 5 producers want the housemates to be driven slowly mad this year.
Which would be entertaining, in a Vanessa Feltz kind of way.
Here are the stairs.
Someone will turn their ankle on those squirrels, mark our words.
The outside looks quite pretty, TBF. And the hot tub is apparently kept at a balmy 31 degrees which will be useful for all the people hoping to have sex in there.
The bathroom.
Quite John Waters. We approve.
“At a time of political upheaval and tough questions about unity in the UK, Big Brother brings you an alternative look at Britain.,” say Channel 5.
Which is a fancy way of describing a show about people shouting.
We can hardly wait.
Big Brother returns on Monday 5 June.
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