Just this morning we dedicated an entire article to Calum Best's bulge, and now here we are writing about a secret sex scene in one of the Harry Potter films.
HAPPY FRIDAY ONE AND ALL.
Before we start, we would also like to mention that when we went to type "Harry Potter sex scene" into Google (our work internet history is gonna be a bit weird lol), the phrase "Harry Potter sex slave fan fiction" came up.
Is this a thing? Or….
Watch this space for more on that. Maybe.
ANYWAY, back to the sex scene. Which, yes, is actually a thing. But don't get your naughty little brains excited for some action by Harry himself – there's some fan fiction for that. No. This one concerns two anonymous people at Hogwarts and is hidden in the Prisoner Of Azkaban credits.
Watch below and see if you can spot it:
No? Watch again and look at the bottom left hand corner.
Clocked it? Good.
The nawty man behind the credits, Rus Wetherell, said that it was intended to be a "behind the bike shed" moment.
He said he intended it to be a "peck on the cheek" (Whatever, Rus), but admitted that it was "something there that was amusing for adults in the audience and kids wouldn’t really understand."
Rus sounds like our kinda guy.
SO WHO WERE THE CULPRITS? Harry and Ginny? Ron and Lavender? Actually those guys were like 13 in that film so maybe a bit weird.
Filch and Madame Hooch? Snape and McGonagall????? WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
IN OTHER HARRY POTTER NEWS:
HOORAY. Harry Potter cafe opens! THANK THE LORD
There is a Harry Potter-themed Bed & Breakfast and it looks AMAZING
OMG! You won’t believe what this Harry Potter star looks like now