This weekend was a bit of a nightmare, TBH, and this is largely due to the fact we had no X Factor in our lives – so we had to go out Christmas drinking instead.
And we're feeling very fragile.
But we've consoled ourselves throughout with news such as Matt Terry is moving in with Freddy Parker, and also planning to take Ed Sheeran out for Nando's. If we could get in with either of these plans, that'd be great plz Matt.
And this morning our frankly very bleary Monday has been lit up by the news that absolute bae Saara Aalto has reportedly been given a joint record deal with Simon Cowell's label Syco and Sony Music Finland.
According to the Daily Star Online, the contract is the reason she's been forced to cancel a number of Christmas concerts in Finland.
This comes after it was revealed that 5 After Midnight have also been picked up by Syco (ruddy successful final three, eh?).
A source told the Daily Star Sunday: "The boys are overjoyed and can't believe they are signing to Syco.
"Simon has been a big fan of them throughout the series."
"There are very few boybands around at the moment and even fewer urban boybands who dance."
In related news, Saara Aalto recently revealed what she REALLY thinks about Honey G.
Spoiler: It's pretty great.
Speaking to The Mirror, Saara said:"I think Honey G is a brand, she’s an inspiration for me at least.
"When I came here, I was a little bit different and in Finland people didn't really accept me, and then I came here and I saw Honey G doing so well and I thought 'British people are so great, they accept Honey G as she is, so maybe they’ll accept me as well.'"
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