Picture the scene: Jeremy McConnell purring at a load of bikini-clad lovelies, urging them to "pet the wolf" as he lounges on a deckchair somewhere semi-tropical. Suddenly the cry goes up. "WE NEED HOT WATER AND TOWELS, STAT!" It's Stephanie Davis and she's tracked Jezza down just as she goes into labour.
You might not have to imagine it much longer, as Jeremy has reportedly been approached for the next series of Ex On The Beach, which begins filming in September 2016.
But given just how pregnant Stephanie will be by then, will the Irish model actually take up the offer?
According to the Daily Star, MTV bosses are "desperate" to get Jezza on the EOTB line-up.
"His party boy ways and social media rants made him top priority.
"Obviously they wanted Stephanie Davis at first but now she's pregnant there's no chance."
Huh. Charming.
It's thought Jezza's Miss Ireland ex Holly Carpenter could join him if he ends up in the villa, along with another of his former flames, Carla Jackson.
"Holly and Carla have always wanted to be in the limelight so this is perfect for them - they are as fame hungry as him," the newspaper's source added.
"Holly and Jeremy have unfinished business so no doubt they will make explosive TV."
He's also been linked to two other MTV personalities from his Beauty School Cop Outs days – Savannah Kemplay and Sacha Rhianne Jones.
But will Jeremy's enormous penis carry on getting him into trouble?
If anything, Jezza has been keeping a low profile of late, no doubt partly because of Steph's outrageous claims about his behaviour – she alleged recently that he had drug problems and would "end up dead" unless he got help for them.
On Tuesday's Loose Women, Stephanie also claimed Jeremy had been tweeting horrible things about her and it caused her to 'break down' when she found out that she was pregnant.
"I'm not going to lie, at one point I completely broke down – that was the night before I went to therapy – I was on my hands and knees and couldn't take any more," she said.
"I thought Jeremy was going to be the one to save me. I thought, 'this isn't right to bring a baby into this toxic environment'."
The latest series of Ex On The Beach – starring Gary Beadle, Jemma Lucy and Stephen Bear – starts on 16 August at 10pm only on MTV
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