We're guessing Jonathan Cheban has been absolutely lovin' life as of late, due to the fact that basically every reality show in the UK (just Celebrity Big Brother and Celebs Go Dating, but whatevz) have apparently been obsessing over him.
There were reports that they were in some sort of massive bidding war to get him on their shows, and he was requesting things like private jets, a shit load of money and an IV drip (?!?!?!) in his five-star hotel.
But it appears Kim Kardashian's bestie (his actual job title, we think) has taken his demands a little too far, as CBB are said to have dropped him.
And, judging by the stuff he was apparently demanding, we're really not surprised.
He reportedly asked for £100,000 A DAY, his own bedroom and Michelin star meals.
Does he not know how CBB works?
Probably not as he lasted about five minutes last time he was in lololol.
It was rumoured earlier this week that Jonathan had been offered a deal of £100,00 to go in for 48 hours (and probably have a confrontation with Ray J over Kim).
But The Sun Online reports that he then got jealous about Ray J's reported $1million deal and asked for double.
A source told the publication: “As soon as Jonathan found out about Ray J's pay packet he demanded a bigger fee.
"What he wanted for two days was more than some of the contestants are getting for a four-week stint.
"As well as the £200,000, Jonathan wanted gourmet prepared Michelin star meals, his own bedroom, a masseuse and access to a minder at all times.
"It all got way too out of hand and in the end the bosses simply retracted his provisional contract."
C'MON, CBB, THIS WOULD BE SO WORTH IT!