We at heat have been surprised by many things – Liam Payne getting with Cheryl Cole, the size of Alex Bowen's ENORMOUS peen, the size of Lewis Bloor's ENORMOUS AND HAIRLESS peen – but nothing, NOTHING, has come as more of a shock than sight of Gary Beadle crying.
There we were, innocently perusing Ex On The Beach sneak peek videos (cos that's just the life we lead) when we were hit by this absolute bombshell.
We're still reeling.
Earlier, we reported how things got mega awks while the cast were playing spin the bottle. Our first thought was – what on earth are they doing? Are they 12 years old and at a sleepover? Our second thought was OH JESUS CHRIST GARY IS KISSING LILLIE LEXIE GREGG.
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It was (obviously) Stephen Bear who dared him to do so, to which Gaz later says to the camera: "Why would you do that, Bear? Mate, you will never, ever get the better of me, I won't give you the satisfaction."
And they did actually properly snog (it's da rules), but it was basically the most awkward thing we've ever seen.
But things got less awkward, and more downright SAD when Gary and Lillie were discussing their break-up on the beach later on.
Lillie said: "What was the reason we broke up?"
Gary replied: "One of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make in my whole entire life, Lil.
"The point we were at, in our relationship or picking your work… It's the only job I've ever had in my life, it's the only thing I'm half good at. And that's what I've got used to."
He's talking about Geordie Shore, BTW.
"I had to pick what I thought at the time was best for me, and as hard as that was, it meant leaving you."
They then started crying, we almost started crying, and it got emotional AF.
She said: "The best memories of me life are with you."
And he replied: "You made me realise there was more to life than what I was doing, and since being with you a lot of people say that you've matured so much and that I've changed. It's because of you. I can never ever thank you enough for that. You made us grow up a lot."
CRRYYYY.
Oh well, at least Lillie got her happy ending with Bear, eh?
