Look, we don't wish to alarm you but there's properly, full-on, penis-out footage of Love Island's Chris Hughes naked doing the rounds on the internet and it's safe to say there ain't an aubergine emoji big enough to hide his modesty.
Remember how, a couple of weeks back, the islanders caught a glimpse of a peen so impressive Mike Thalassitis likened it to a 'baseball bat'? Well now said peen is out there - in all its girthy glory - and the internet's understandably obsessed.
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So basically, and we're not entirely sure how, leaked footage of Chris butt nekkid is circulating WhatsApp group chats and Twitter alike; and while we can't post it here (give it a Google, love) we can inform you how the internet's reacted.
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One fan tweeted 'I've just been sent a video of Chris' penis and oh dear god. That's the biggest thing I've ever seen' complete with aubergine emojis GALORE.
While another was all like 'When you get sent a video of chris from love islands penis. Olivia weren't lying.'
Our very own heat Radio's James Barr had something to say about it, tweeting 'That leaked video of @LoveIsland's chris FULLY NUDE is giving me life today.'
And even the lawyers couldn't help but get involved. Persuaded by a bit of peen, are we?
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So there you have it. Chris's BARE PENIS sends an entire nation batshit bonkers. As you were.
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