Love Island now, and how actually devo are you going to be after the final tonight? Because we're not sure we'll be able to get out of bed tomorrow morning.
But it's OK! Because some of the islanders are still providing plenty of entertainment off-screen, thanks to the gods of social media.
Terry Walsh in particular has celebrated his return to Blighty by being unnecessarily mean to his now-ex Malin Andersson, who got kicked off the island a couple of weeks ago only to find Tel was going to stay.
He sparked a teeny Twitter storm by blasting her for "pulling out the victim card", i.e having the audacity to listen to the producers and go back into the villa to confront Terry in front of his mates.
"U remind me of being back at Primary school. Playing the victim via having off towie cock," he wrote to her, prompting serious questions about his own primary school.
"Girl hates off to u," he went on.
"U pulled out all the stops and the victimcard people need to see through ur fake tears."
Terry then made a dig at Malin's previous flirtation with reality TV, namely Take Me Out.
"Precisely this is the real Malin Anderson," he continued, still completely unable to spell her surname correctly EVEN THOUGH IT'S LITERALLY IN HER TWITTER NAME.
"Struggled with take me out 6 years ago and still struggling now."
Nice, Terry. Nice. He's since deleted the lot, of course.
In response, Malin wrote:
Hoo boy.
Catch the Love Island final tonight at 9pm on ITV2.