CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW
*The Only Way Is Essex *reaches it's conclusion tonight (of series 18 not FOREVER – TOWIE will still be going when ants take over the earth) and there's not one but two HUGE fights.
The first huge fight is between Megan McKenna and Chloe Lewis. Yep, we thought we'd seen the last of that row too but it seems that Chloe just can't put to bed the idea that Megan bedded Jake Hall. It's almost like she doesn't have any other storylines at the minute, isn't it?
Chloe confronts Megan at a circus themed party where Megan is dressed as a splendid lion, because of course she is.
Honestly, just what does Chloe expect? That Megan will suddenly say 'you know what, you're right. Now you've asked me 15,000 times I'm going to admit that I slept with Jake'.
Doesn't seem very likely, does it? But maybe we'll be proved wrong tonight.
The second mega fight is between Jon Clark and Dan Edgar/ James Lock.
Details are being keep under wraps but we'd hazard a guess that Jon still isn't accepting the blame for sending saucy voice notes to Kate Wright.
We are still unsure why the boys seem to think Kate is to blame for this. Why should she have gone to her by-then ex-boyfriend and told him that his mate was being inappropriate? We think it was pretty noble of her to not do that.
Elsewhere in Essex, Gemma Collins is still trying to get it on with Jon, despite him acting like a lot of an idiot of late, and Billie Faiers and Nellie bid a final farewell to the show that made them famous. Sob.
*TOWIE continues tonight at 10pm on ITVBe. *