Last night's *TOWIE *made us feel actual, real emotions.
First up, water leaked from our eyes when Bobby Norris buried his poor little pooch, Beau.
By the time Gemma Collins came back to support her pal at a party in remembrance of Beau and Bobs shook with emotion, we seriously lost our shit.
But, amongst the tears, we felt the dawning of a new love, specifically, our love for Megan McKenna.
We've always been big fans of hers, of course. But in last night's episode she took things to a whole new level.
This time, Megan - and by extension her hot as an oven beau Pete Wicks – had Mike Hassini in their firing line.
Mike had been spreading dirt about Megan being photographed with a group of boys during a girls' holiday. Photographed with boys. Imagine it! Sheesh.
Pete decided to confront Mike himself, but it was not long before Megan waded in, firstly giving this look, which we're fairly sure, would shrivel house plants at 50 paces.
Then, while insulting people's looks isn't cool, we couldn't help but laugh a little at his MEGA INSULT:
Toupee. Lol.
And Megan hasn't kept her ire to the confines of the telly box; she's been roaring out at the haterz on Twitter. This is our particular favourite:
The next person who crosses us today is getting "Jog on, you absolute tit" right in their lughole. Unless, you know, they're our boss or a blind person or similar.
And that wasn't the only blasting Mike got in the Sugar Hut. He also had a mega barney with Tommy Mallet, in scenes that were not broadcast. Blimey.
*The Only Way Is Essex continues at 10pm on Wednesday at ITVBe. *