Lillie Lexie Gregg either has terrible taste in men or her dickhead filter is way off.
Not that we think Gary Beadle or Stephen Bear are dickheads (although they sometimes test our patience to the limit), but the way they both treated her when they broke up were proper dick moves.
Gaz broke up with Lillie during filming of Geordie Shore. He had to choose between his girlfriend of a year and a half, or the show and Charlotte Crosby. He chose the latter, and told his Twitter followers about it the day after he broke things off with her during a two-minute chat at an airport.
Bear, meanwhile, publicly broke up with Lillie when he got together with Chloe Khan in the Celebrity Big Brother toilet (home of romance).
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Lillie has confronted both her exes face to face, showing she has more ladyballs than us (we'd just pretend they're dead), and did it on the telly, making Gaz cry actually tears from his eyes, and Bear to look sad while wearing a donut tower.
But her brushes with famous men have taught Lillie a big lesson about what she wants next: someone who's not on TV.
"I accidentally met Gary and, as for Bear… I never expected to meet someone on Ex On The Beach," she said, justifying why she went from one reality star to another.
"I fell for him and you can’t choose who you fall for. I definitely need a private relationship next," she told Now! magazine.
We reckon she'd probably make an exception for Harry Styles though. Who wouldn't?
Lillie's also made a pointed Twitter announcement, which it doesn't take a huge leap of the imagination to conclude is about Bear and Gaz. Oooh, burn.