It is strange of us to be excited for the end of the weekend, espesssh as Sunday evenings are reserved for blubbing along to Adele's album/making Monday's packed lunch from bread, lettuce and meh/ drinking wine.
But the guys at ITV have our backs and have given us the holy grail which is The Only Way is Marbs to distract us from our Sunday evening dither.
WARNING: Contains spoilers so do NOT continue to scroll if you like to watch the tele without cheating a teeny bit. We quite admire your willpower actually.
Click through to these juicy non-TOWIE stories instead:
Ellie Goulding forced to deny she's pregnant with Prince Harry's baby
Remember when Olly Murs went on Deal or No Deal FLASHED his pants and won a TENNER?!
Still here? GOOD.
So TOWIE is buh-buh-back and the most important thing is that there are two shiny, new men we can drool over.
LOOK AT THEM.
They both look like they were sculpted like angels. Angel's. Angels who went on a dead-fancy, sculpting course and have very nimble fingers. Oo-er.
Talking about hot males and fingering, we are still holding out that Stephen Bear will surprise us all by turning up to Marbs and doing crazy shit. That would be mint.
What we do know which will be definitely happening is:
1. The Pegan fall out
We can all assume the reason Pete Wicks is shoving a bouquet in Megan McKenna's face is not because he forgot their anniversary. More to do with the shocking revelation that Pete has been sexting his ex-girlfriend Jacqi Ryland. We are still in shock. To turn up a notch on the drama-o-meter,Vas J Morgan earlier tweeted that Megan McKenna and Jake Hall have slept together which both parties have publically denied. Was Vas there or something? We are very confused.
2. Arg and Lydia PORK (uhgain)
Lydia is not a happy bunny about the whole thing. Lyds is like that friend who keeps going back to their ex despite your wise words and protests and every time demanding, 'why didn't you stop me!?' We. Tried. Hun.
3. Chloe S and Cortney have BEEF
So Chloe S gets well mad when she overhears Courtney talking about Danielle. Rumour has it, they actually trade insults. UH OH.
Why can't a holiday to Marbz be full of good vibes, Margaritas and eyeing up sex gods by the pool? Oh yeah cause that would make awful tele.
The drama commences in The Only Way Is Marbs on Sunday 9th October at 10pm on ITVBe.