CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW
The final Celebrity Big Brother housemates are now in place, secure in the knowledge that they have a place in this Friday's finale, provided they don't make any bigoted remarks, so everything should be sweetness and light, right?
Wrong.
Stephen Bear and Aubrey O'Day have a HUGE SHOWDOWN.
And for that most CBB of reasons: over food.
Aubrey loses her rag with Bear when he hits her in the face with a custard pie that was actually meant for his mug.
To get him back, she puts a custard pie in his bed. To get her back, he empties a tin of tomatoes in her bed.
Classic Bear.
He's reprimanded by Big Brother for his actions but that's not enough for Aubrey and the two end up in a huge slanging match.
Bear tells Aubrey that she takes herself too seriously, which is not likely to calm down a woman with tomatoes in her bed.
But her response is pretty harsh, and she spits at Bear that he's "trash".
"Good luck for Friday! You'll need it!" Bear tells Aubrey, which is probably true.
She replies: "You can win, I know this is your dream. I’ve had platinum selling albums… You can have Big Brother… I know this is the biggest achievement you’ll probably have in your life!"
RUTHLESS.
Bear, of course, does not let that lie and responds: "Ego! Lighten up!”
To which Aubrey says: "You’re an arsehole!”
It's like an Oscar Wilde play, isn't it?
Big Brother calls Aubrey to the diary room, where she claims: "Bear has ruined the night… I don’t even feel like a finalist… We are being abused by this kid… Renee [Graziano] and I are sitting here being tortured.”
Remember when Aubrey SPAT IN BEAR'S FOOD? We have not forgotten.
*Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5. *