Brace yourself for today's weird coupling news.
Scotty T, self-proclaimed turbo dick, appears to be wooing Love Island's Zara Holland.
And she seems to be pretty receptive to it.
Can you even imagine these two on a date? Can you though?
The pair have been flirting up a storm on Twitter, with Scotty sending kissing emojis to Zara, which is the modern way of romance.
Let us not forget that Pete Wicks and Megan McKenna met over Twitter just before Megan went into the Celebrity Big Brother house. Where she got it on with Scotty T, thinking about it.
Anyway, Scotty quickly moved on from blowing kisses to asking the dethroned Miss GB on a date. Well, sort of:
Nando's. Classic date.
Scotty's followers must have made some very lewd suggestions though, because he felt compelled to announce:
And Zara seems to be pretty receptive to sharing a bit of hot sauce with the Geordie one, saying:
And it doesn't stop there.
Scotty has been in a Twitter frenzy of late, calling all and sundry – well those that cross him – 'kebabs':
And Zara has been doing the online equivalent of laughing at his jokes:
THIS COULD REALLY BE HAPPENING.
Here's hoping that it works out better for Zara then when she dated Love Island's 2015 winner Max Morley and he was really rather mean about her when she took a turn in this year's show.
In other Scotty news, have we talked about him being in pantomime yet?
With Ken Dodd, Jimmy Cricket, George and Zippy?
This makes us so happy.