There are two things we love at heat: peen and reality TV (plus wine and chocolate and dogs with beards – but peen and TV will do for now).
We thought that nothing would beat Love Island this year for sheer raunch but Greg Rutherford has just changed everything.
The team GB Olympian, who defied the laws of space and time with his incredible gold-medal winning long jump in the London games in 2012 has proved that there's more to him than just an extraordinary pair of pins and a spring in his step.
BEHOLD: THE RUTHERFORD PUBES.
How cheeky.
Also, while we were casually perusing Greg's Instagram account, we stumbled across this pants shot.
What is happening in his man-knickers? Whatever it is, we want to be involved.
Strictly just got a whole lot more watchable this year, eh?
Tell you who won't be watching though, despite the involvement of our new favourite sports-person: Calvin Harris.
Speaking on the KISS FM Breakfast Show, he said to Melvin Odoon (who is literally a contestant on this year's show): "That is an embarrassment that I could not put myself through."
In other reality TV news: Scotty T has been bleating that his pal, Ex On The Beach's David Hawley, still isn't speaking to him. You know, because Scotty slept with Jemma Lucy just after she and Hawley had broken up. Poor Scotty.
And Vicky Pattison, Joe Swash, Stacey Solomon and Chris Ramsey have all been confirmed for I'm A Celebrity: Camp Extra. Woo!