Another day, another chapter in the Lewis Bloor/Marnie Simpson saga.
Here's a handy guide to what's happened so far:
After nearly eight months together, it was confirmed that former TOWIE star Lewis cheated on Geordie Shore'sMarnie on Valentine's Day. Brutal.
Then came the Snapchat rants, accusations of Lewis owing Marnie 20k, grovelling apologies and one very entertaining and completely bizarre drunken Twitter rampagethat saw Lewis desperately trying to organise a charity fight Marnie's ex-boyfriend Aaron Chalmers.
You can catch up on all the dramzzzz right here.
Aaaaaand breathe.
And yesterday, Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson fuelled rumours that she was back with her cheating ex after posting the same video as his Mum, Claire Bloor.
Marnie also backtracked and came forward to admit that she 'lied' about giving Lewis 'over 25k'.
Taking to Snapchat to get everything off her chest, Marnie said: "I feel like I need to do a Snapchat because I see that Aaron's been tweeting now. After finding loads of shit out I feel like I might have exaggerated things to Aaron out of anger, meaning the 25k. I was really hurt and I think I might have fabricated out of hate but I can say now that Lewis did not steal 25k from us."
However, Marnie's admission in her weekly Star magazine column tells a completely different tale and we honestly don't know what to think.
Admitting that she will never speak to Lewis again, Marnie fumed: "I’m in shock and feel numb.
"It’s the worst betrayal and I can’t even describe how I feel. I only found out when I was sent the article and it made me feel physically sick.
"When I tried to speak to Lewis he was just silent on the phone.
"He doesn’t know how to be truthful and will continue to lie until the day he dies."
WE HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
Marnie even admitted that she thought Lewis was the one she thought she'd settle down with :(:(:(
"I wanted a future with him – kids and even marriage. We’d planned to buy a house together. I’m broken into a million pieces. I feel like I’ve loved someone who doesn’t exist."
At least we've got a brand new series of Geordie Shore on the way to soothe our souls.
Yes really.
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