Remember when Vicky Pattison was in G_eordie Shore_? Us too. It was a golden age of television, frankly.
So, it’s with some trepidation we announce that Vick’s apparently signed up for a new show because it sounds a bit Wack-y Races.
Yeah, that was another pun, sorry.
Our Vicks is said to be the first talent signed up for new E4 show All Star Races, in which celebs learn to drive in an intensive seven-day course.
You heard.
But while getting mortal is very much off the cards, we imagine, she could bring her bush tucker challenge prowess into play with some of the challenges.
“The stars will face safety tests that involve canyon swinging and navigation challenges where they will be left in the woods in the middle of the night and forced to make their way home,” a show mole told The Sun.
Which definitely didn’t form part of our driving test. Mind you, neither did a £5,000 pay out and a brand new Suzuki Ignis to drive for six months for taking part – Vicky’s alleged payment.
Remember Judge Geordie? Yeah, it wasn’t great was it?
Hang on – could Love Island’s Olivia Buckland be taking part in All Star Races? She and Vicky teased fans last month by talking about a new TV show they were filming together.
“What a woman this one is @vickypattison absolute babe’n. Such fun yesterday filming for a new show you are gonna LOVE it it’s hilarious,” Liv posted.
Here’s hoping it’s not a sh*t show.
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