Celebrity Big Brother has done what it has managed to do ever since it started – get absolutely everyone talking, whether it’s your nan moaning about young people constantly stripping off, or your besties bombarding you with WhatsApps like: “OMG are you watching CBB? There’s a kinky three-way going on!”
Well, that’s the text you’ll probably get from your mates tonight because that’s exactly what happens.
Sort of.
OH GOSH.
Celebrity Big Brother released a teaser clip today of Calum Best (still bookies fave to win), Jamie O’Hara and Jasmine Waltz all cosied up in bed together.
VERY cosied up indeed.
How it happened? We don’t know. But we do know that there is a lot of touching going on, and kisses, and who knows what else under those pop-art sheets? HMMM?
Calum and Jasmine are having a cheeky spoon and it would appear everyone is heading off to bed.
The pair kiss (norty) and then Jamie jumps in and gets a peck too (not wanting to be left out, obvs) and then the three of them lay there cuddling while the other housemates look on in amazement.
Seemingly giving absolutely zero fucks (YES GIRL), Jasmine murmurs: “Let me just have this moment for one second! Well we all fit, so … “
Calum soon tells her that the boys are going to bed and a reluctant Jasmine leaves.
Not before Calum gets her to slide herself off his bod, though.
SAUCY OR WOT.
It’s literally incredible.
Our first glimpse of romance/sex/any hint of nortyness in the house. Would it have been a different story if Calum’s mama Ange wasn’t in the house? Are both the boys trying it on with Jasmine? Is she even interested in them?
AND WHAT THE HELL HAS JAMES COSMO BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST WEEK?
All will become clear in tonight’s episode, we’re sure.
Although we have to wait HOURS to find out.
Oh, CBB, you tease.