What's been the biggest heartbreak of the month? Hiddlesplit? The imminent divorce of Brangelina? Pete Wicks sexting his ex behind Megan Mckenna’s back? Selasi Gbormittah from Bake Off casually mentioning that he had a girlfriend and SHATTERING OUR HEARTS INTO TINY PIECES?
Nope, it's 100% Stevi Ritchie and Chloe Jasmine (off of The X Factor a few years ago) announcing they'd called off their engagement.
The split was reported last week (just after they’d had some sort of fake wedding on a yacht), and Stevi confirmed the news to The Sun at an award show yesterday (sobbing in the process).
OH, HUN.
Speaking to Big Brother's Andy West (WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY ANDY WAS THERE, BUT OK), he said that he'd been left "heartbroken" by the split, which he says happened three weeks ago.
"We came to a mutual agreement and that was that," he said.
"But who knows, we may get back together in the future. If not then it wasn’t meant to be. It’s sad, it’s got my heart."
He then started to sob as he said: "It’s hard. I love Chloe. She has been the love of my life for two years. I miss her greatly. She’s an amazing woman. She’s very beautiful. I’m lucky that I have her still, as friends. She’s even said it, as much as it’s heart-breaking, we’re friends."
Andy was helpfully making grimacing faces and saying things like "I understand how you feel" the whole time – it was, in sum, a really weird exchange for all involved.
In (kind of) related news, Honey G off of this year's X Factor (the one who's the next Jay Z and same vibe as Nicky Minaj) is subject to an actual petition trying to actually ban her from the show.
Which we think is a bit silly.