In an X Factor season full of absolute shockers (stair porking, welcome party orgies, Honey G etc etc etc), last night's result show was a big surprise.
As if the show hadn't handed enough ammunition to the 'IT'S A FIX' brigade, Simon Cowell 'accidentally' opted to send home HIS OWN ACT Gifty Louise over Four Of Diamonds.
You had ONE JOB, Simon.
FFS.
Perhaps a little less surprising was the fact that poor old floppy haired Ryan Lawrie (of the aforementioned stair porking) was in the bottom three again – it was his third time there.
Poor Ryan.
Taking to his social media to vent his frustrations, saying: "For those who have just got to know me on The X Factor. I am not just some boy who jumps around as is trying to become 'Famous'. I am here for a reason and that reason is to make a career in music.
"I am NOT the strongest singer in the competition and I know that I'm probably (most likely) not going to win, but what I can say is I am a human being with a dream and I am trying to make it become a reality.
"I am a songwriter. That is my first love and my main passion. I have been writing since I was a young boy and that is where my talent is.
"I am a loving and genuine boy. I wish the vest (WE THINK HE MEANT BEST – IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF HE WISHED EVERYONE A VEST) for everyone. I just wish people would understand that I'm just doing what I love."
Also last night – Professor Green revealed that he REALLLLY doesn't like Honey G.
:(
Poor Honey G.
PLUS - she got BOOED during the show.
Why is everyone hatin' so much?
We still love ya, Honey G <3