Just when you thought those pesky Love Island producers had thrown every possible twist and turn the islanders' way, Chloe Crowhurst goes and announces a HUGE shake-up in the weekend leading up to the final.
Right, can we just pretend the final isn't happening. We're not mentaly or emotionally prepared for the dark void in our lives post-July 24th.
So yeah, basically former islander Chloe appeared on This Morning and revealed that - in some Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents-type shiz - the contestants' PARENTS will be entering the villa this weekend.
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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Chatting on't This Morning sofa, Chloe teased: "I mean, they've been having fun for the past few weeks and their mum and dad turn up. It's not gonna be fun any more."
What will Montana Brown's mum have to say about her exceptionally-loud sex? Are Camilla's crew as cute as her? HAVE CHRIS HUGHES'S PARENTS NOW SEEN HIS BASEBALL BAT PENIS? Christ.
Yeah, we know this happened last year but does that make it any less exciting? Nope.
Excuse us while we cancel literally all weekend plans in favour of yet another sofa and snacks sesh. D'ya know what? LEAVE US BE. This is our life now.
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