The Kardashian klan – ironically, given their stance on plastic surgery – are probably the root cause of most of our wrinkles, given how often they make us do a WTF??? face with their antics.
But this latest news from the camp may have just scarred us for life.
Because Kris Jenner – momager extraordinaire, owner of the world's tightest face – wants to set up her newly single daughter Kylie Jenner with none other than CHRIS BROWN.
Yeah. That Chris Brown. The one who beat Rihanna so hard she had to go to hospital. That Chris Brown.
As a source tells heat magazine this week, as soon as Kylie had split from Tyga, Kris had already drawn up a list of suitable replacement boyfriends for her 18-year-old daughter.
"Chris a long-time friend of the family. The bonus with him is that Chris and Kanye are tight and Kanye has promised Kris he'll keep an eye on Chris and keep him in line," says our insider, adding that Kris thinks "he's reforming himself".
Not really a chance we'd take, tbh, but whatever floats your boat Kris.
However, he's not the only bad boy on Kris' list – her number one target is actual Justin Bieber.
"She loves that Bieber is committed to rehauling his image. She admires how religious he is, he's super-successful and he's already close to the Kardashian-Jenner family," continues our mole.
"In fact, when Kourtney and Scott Disick split last year, Bieber was happy to be linked to Kourtney and Kris loved that he posted Instagram pictures about it to get everyone talking about their hook-ups.
"It's an added bonus is that Kris is dating Corey Gamble, Bieber's tour manager."
But hold up – wasn't Kylie linked to PartyNextDoor just last week? (The answer to that is yes, yes she was)
As our source adds: "Kris might have plans for where she wants Kylie's next romance to go – but Kylie knows her own mind and has her own ideas."
You can say that again.
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