We're currently sporting a Celebrity Big Brother shaped hole in our schedules and are rilly missing having something to do other than go to bed at a tragically early hour each week night.
Luckily, we've now discovered Celebs Go Dating, but we're still bitterly sad CBB came to an end.
But we've been cheered up by things like Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson still going strong, Stephen Bear hinting he might be heading for TOWIE, and Aubrey O'Day possibly getting engaged to Pauly D.
We're still obsessed with them all, basically.
So imagine our delight when we heard that Renee Graziano hinted she wanted to go on Geordie Shore.
Literally, WHAT?
Could a romance with Gaz Beadle be on the horizon?
She tweeted Marnie Simspon saying: "Catching up on your show … Oh u need me to come this season #fairymobmother comes n parties gshore style."
Marnie responded with the only appropriate reaction to such a notion: "you would blend right in HAHAHAHAHAH" and a shit load of laugh cry emojis.
We would totally 100% definitely watch that.
But we'd like to hope she'd act a bit less mean on the show – while in the CBB house she called Bear cancer and said she'd like something of the type people she knew would do to him.
She's a Mob Wife.
Yikes.
She also made some very shocking biphobic comments while in conversation with Christopher Biggins, whose own comments ultimately played a part in getting him chucked out the house.
She said: "When you're gay you're gay. And I think it's beautiful because I think it's who you are and it's natural."
All well and good, eh?
But then she continued.
"But I think today in society they kind of force things on people and they confuse you.
"You have to pick a team."
Lovely of you to tell the population what they "have" to do with their lives, Renee. We're sure bisexuals all over the country will be "picking a team" after upsetting you, including Marnie.