Being involved with Taylor Swift pretty much means everyone's gonna have a creepy obsession with your subsequent love life FOREVER.
And this is particularly true of Calvin Harris for a number of reasons. Firstly, because he's A HELLA FIT. Secondly, because he's got a RATHER LARGE PEEN.
And thirdly because he was involved with Tay Tay at a veeeery dramatic time. After she got with Tom Hiddleston pretty much as soon as they broke up, they not only had a Twitter war to end all Twitter wars, but also THE BIGGEST CELEB FEUD EVER between Taylor and Kanye West and Kim Kardashian happened almost immediately. Calvin was then spotted partying with Kim, successfully delivering one of the biggest burns we've ever seen in celeb land.
Did we mention he's also RILLY FIT?
Anyway, his mate John Newman recently said that he's an independent man who don't need no woman (or similar) post his break-up, but he's been spotted with Mexican model Eiza González.
"They recently started hanging out, and it's very new," a source told Us Weekly.
"They both really wanted to keep it low-key for a while, but once these photos came out, they knew that wasn't going to happen. They're both happy and just seeing where things go for now."
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute <3.
But even if the rumours aren't true, we're sure Calvin's feeling pretty not too bad, as John Newman said he "doesn't need anybody" following the split with Taylor.
"He doesn’t need anybody. His emotions are so strong, he’s so strong minded."
"He’s a one-man train who is never going to stop. The limits are literally endless for him," he told The Sun.
"What he’s done is nothing compared to what he can do. That’s the scary thing, how far this really could go for him."
YES, CALVIN.
Though if you ever change your mind about the not needing anyone thing, we’re RIGHT HERE.