Last night saw the return of all your fave TOWIE stars for a very festive episode of The Only Way Is Essexmas, and it definitely did not disappoint in the dramz stakes.
As well as some v emosh scenes between former couple Danielle Armstrong and James Locke (there's more to come in tonight's show appaz) we were also treated to some light relief in the form of a nawty story from Jon Clark.
The Essex boy revealed all about an injury he had suffered when some of the cast had ventured to Liverpool.
Speaking at a bar with his brother Chris Clark and friend Tommy Mallet, Jon explained his ice-skating injury: "I nearly died. The injury that I got, at the bottom of your back you've got all these nerves, and you can get erections."
Sounds a bit scary but LOL.
Tommy seemed to find the whole thing hilarious and bluntly asked: "Did you get a stiffy?"
Jon then replied: "For 24/27 hours. Not straight but I’d say every 20 minutes. I enjoyed it for the first four hours."
Seriously, wuuuut?
Jon had previously live-documented the incident when it first happened back in November, sending a series of messages to his cast-mate Gemma Collins.
"Gem, look what they done to me," he said to Gemma as he was sucking on gas and air and surrounded by paramedics.
"I’m on the way to hospital, man’s broken his f**king coccyx bone. I need some GC loving," he continued.
Gemma addressed this whole issue in last night's TOWIE ep and had some equally rude things to say.
At a dinner party with Bobby Norris, Lydia Bright and Lauren Goodger (literal dream team, we know) Gemma recounted the story and also asked Lydia to invite Jon to a single's night she's organising.
"Can you get Jon Clark there, please?" she asked, before adding: " I want a Christmas shag."
OUR EARS.
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