Keeping up with the Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell relationship saga requires patience, quick-hot screenshotting capabilities and a kind of world-weary level of cynicism usually only seen in retired movie cops. If you've clicked on this, you're part of the club. Welcome.
There's been a new development since that Jeremy's-cousin-who-might-not-actually-be-his-cousin-but-who-knows? thing from earlier – and it involves Stephanie, Twitter and a whole lot of drama.
As always.
This evening, Steph lashed out at Jezza after someone tweeted her pictures of him out in Dublin with a 'mystery' brunette, who was later revealed to be Miss Ireland finalist Eve Ryan.
Posting a picture of Eve from her Instagram, Stephanie compared her to Chewbacca and made some pretty nasty comments about her figure.
"People commenting me this slag for... Looks like chebacca and hanging out with a guy who wants nothing to do with his baby and just going out all the time off his head.the messaging me when hes drunk #trulysorryforhim she must be a CRANK #desperateslag," she wrote.
She also blasted Jeremy for "lying" about his cousin, Cayden Radley Cooke, after reports emerged that Cayden had been asking Jez for Steph's number.
Jeremy's rep told us Cayden wasn't even related to Jez, but that didn't stop Steph from tweeting:
"Ps lovely catching up with cayden.. Jeremy's cousin.. Ps don't lie about your blood what u sayin son x."
True to form, she's now deleted most of her tweets. THANK THE GOOD LORD FOR SCREENSHOT.
After she'd wrapped up her rant, Steph then tweeted her first official social media confirmation of her pregnancy - the actual first one got deleted, obvs.
Apparently having some major cravings, she wrote:
She added that she thinks she's definitely having a baby girl:
What will tomorrow bring, eh? We just don't know.