Just when you thought today's news couldn't get any more surprising than Pete Wicks and Megan Mckenna's split or Jon Clark wanking eight times a day, it's been reported that the Cheeky Girls are lined up for this coming series of regular Big Brother.
That's right – NOT Celebrity Big Brother.
We thought they were mega A-list, no?
This coming series' theme is "outgoing pairs", and Gabriela and Monica Irmia obviously fit that bill.
A source told The Sun: "There is massive interest in the girls and they know how much the nation love them.
"Show bosses think this could be the best year yet and the pairs theme is already shaping up nicely.
"Gabriela and Monica have never done Big Brother—they’ve been waiting for the right moment."
Also rumoured for BB is Dreamboy stripper and all round fitlord Lotan Carter. A source told Daily Star Online: "Lotan has been in talks with the producers at Big Brother for about a month or so now.
"They are keen to get him on board as they know he will bring some eye-candy into the house."
"This year's line-up isn't confirmed yet as auditions are still ongoing but Lotan seems a dead cert."But will it beat the Marco Pierre White Jr series? Time will tell…